Davis Szondy has an interesting look into the past visions of the future, in all their absurd glory. Check it out at
http://davidszondy.com/future/futurepast.htm
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http://www.odstudios.com has a few interesting articles on general game design and bad game designs to watch out for. Been interesting read so far.
Found this protoss structure while playing with the blood of my enemies. Protoss and humans aren’t all that different, you know.
Except that they are psychic. And they don’t have mouths. Also, their women are not as hot as ours. And their technology is different. And their autoturrets suck.
Still, it’s a big galaxy and there’s room for all of us.
Wait, no there isn’t.
I guess we have to exterminate them all.
Sincerely,
-KingOfEverything
As an American (fuck yeah!) I feel it is my duty to help shed some light on this puzzle. I dug deep and hard for knowledge of canadia, both on the internet and through prayer. Jesus guided my hand to a perfect center point of knowledge, so I can promise you an honest, unbiased breakdown of the opinions each side has of the other.
1st: How Americans see canadians.
Americans have an unusual ability to be right all of the time. This is probably due to the very high levels of Jesus’s love that America recieves. While God occasionally blesses canadia by not destroying them, his light empowers Americans to understand beyond their actual learning.
Americans know a lot about canadia. Just ask one.
How the average American views the average canadian.
Here are some facts about canadia that you probably didn’t know, unless you’re already American.
1. canadians have adapted to their cold environment by being made of snow, and developing webbed feet for navigating the treacherous mountians. The evolution of the canadian has been slow and steady, spanning back to the first few days after God told America to build canadia.
2. The main source of technology in canadia is the hockey stick; without this, these simple people would likely become extinct. Using the hockey stick, canadians hunt trees for their main food source: wood. They also use it to dig ditches, hammer nails, and as an eating utensil.
canada also borrows technology from America, although sadly, they are usually unable to implement it beyond a most basic form, as seen in figure 2: Cars of America and canadia.
A American built Monster Truck crushing both of canadia’s cars.
While this lack of technology sometimes creates an economic deficit between the two countries, the warm embrace of America keeps canadia from falling off the edge of the world, although scientists estimate that before 2020, a massive earthquake will strike canadia, and most of it will fall off into the sea, where it will drift toward the north pole, as seen in figure 3:
We got stripes. Stripes!
The land masses of each country are designated by that country’s flag; Note that the north pole is part of America, which we took possession of after we defeated canadia in world war 2.
2nd: How canadians view Americans.
With their limited vocabulary, canadia’s view of America is often skewed by a lack of information. It is difficult for the average canadian to express his views to others with simple syllabic intonations, and this is further compounded by a lack of reading and writing. So let me explain, for you canadians out there, some facts about America you probably did not know:
1. America is the home of Jesus Christ. After being nailed to the cross by some dirty italians, Jesus moved to America, where he retired in a small town in the greatest state on earth: Texas. God lives there and blesses the people of texas with sun, rich soil, and superior drinking ability.
2. America built canadia on the instruction of Jesus Christ. Soon after world war 1, it was gravely apparent that the world was in need of salvation. Jesus chose the Americans to provide this to the lesser peoples of the world by building canadia, a place where all wood-loving creatures could live in peace. He then gave America country music as a reward.
3. You can trust Americans, because they have freedom.
Surprisingly, despite having inferior genetics, ideology, churches, wheels, fire, healthcare, bluejeans, beer, dogs, and religion than America, the average canadian has quite an accurate view of the average American citizen. This is because we own all their tv and movies.
How the average canadian views the average American
In closing, I would like to take a few moments to ask God to be merciful on our sinful neighbor to the north; Let his light shine down upon them and incinerate all homosexuals, potheads, and socialized medicine so that canadia can welcome in a new era of peace, prosperity, and dreams of one day being close to being as good as America.
Hey America, drink this:
Budweiser is made from Rice.
IMPOSSIBRU!!!!!!
